When Life Gives You Lemons

Yeah, yeah, we all know that one. When life gives you lemons make lemonade.

What if we change it around a bit?

When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie and smash it in its face.

…..cut them in slices and garnish your martini.

….chop them up and put them in your garbage disposal and your kitchen will smell wonderful!

Or, when life gives you lemons, ask for a return address.

We’ve all been given lemons. Probably many times. 

What did you do with yours?

Life Doesn’t Come with a Remote

You have to get up and change it yourself.

You want to change the direction your life is going? Wishing won’t make it happen.

Waiting for something to happen won’t make a change. Because it’s all up to you.

It’s your life. You’re the only one who can make a change.

There’s no remote control for this one. You just have to get up and do it yourself.